Monday, January 19, 2009

Class statements II

After some brilliant statements made by the faculty listed here, there were some more instances in the following months.

So, here are 3 more brilliant statements from our faculty.

3. Cost Accounting faculty, when asked about the question paper for the exams, got a little irritated and told us that it will be application based etc etc. To put the point across in a better way, she remarked "Class is for absorption, hostel is for reflection and exams are implementation!"

2. We have Human Resources course in this term and has two part - one is about theory which was covered through case studies and other half was personnel economics which involved a lot of mathematics. And the faculty was different for both the parts. The exam is scheduled on 23rd January and HR is popularly labeled as a "Globe" or a "GAS" paper, which essentially refers to writing anything and one would get some marks. The faculty for the latter part warned us that he would restrict the space for writing answers and warned everyone "Who are in verbosity, save your pearls for the next course" ;)

1. We had a course in business ethics this term and the faculty was explaining some concept from war in the Mahabharata. He told us that when Arjun was not comfortable to fight in the war upon seeing his own family members on the other side, Lord krishna took the chariot and parked in the MIDDLE of Bhism Pitamah and Drondacharya's chariot, facing them. "This", he exclaimed,"is the first known case of WRONG PARKING!" We could not help but laughed our hearts out :)

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